So now that we are fresh into a new year and everyone is starting a blog I figure it might be a good time to share some advice with the new bloggers of things you should never write in your blog.
- Sorry I haven’t blogged for a few days I had to hide the murder weapon and body down at the old cabin by the lake.
- I just posted some pictures of when my wife got drunk last week, look for them in the ‘hot babes’ and ‘thong’ part of flickr
- I made the access code for my house alarm my birthday so it’s easy to remember
- Does anyone know how to configure emails for future delivery, I’ll be ducking out of work early but want to send a few emails to make it look like I’m still there
- I wish I knew why my daughter keeps borrowing the digital camera and I keep getting monthly charges from a website called suicidegirls.com
- My cousin was on Survivor and told me who makes it to the final two next season
- I got an email from my boss, he says someone from human resources wants to talk to me, I hope this isn’t about those racy pictures we took in his office while he was out of town last week
- I’m making nearly a million dollars a year from my blogs, heres a complete list of the URL’s
- I’ve got a full set of specs and pictures for the latest IPod that comes out next year, I’ll be posting them on my blog tommorow
- I swapped my wife’s engagement ring for a cubic zirconia, and I’m selling the real one on EBay to pay off my bookie
- My credit card number is 387935873017323
- The car alarm is broken on my brand new Ferrari, I’m just going to leave it unlocked in my driveway until I can bring it to the shop next week
- I met this cute girl last night at a club but she had a really large Adam’s apple
- My broker just called me with a great insider tip to buy some stock in …
- I think the marijuana should be out of my blood system by next tuesday for my drug test
- My voice instructor William Hung says I’m a shoe in for the next season of American Idol
- I love reading spam comments in my blog they are fascinating
- Here’s a great new way to exploit the AIM/Y!/MSN chat program
- I never get locked out my house, I keep a spare in the garden under the turtle statue
- My companies year end financial statments will be out next week, I’ll post them on my blog tommorow
- Here’s how to get a fake social security nmber for your dog so you can claim it as a dependent on your taxes
- I downloaded all this great new music for free on the internet I hope the RIAA doesn’t come after me
- I wrote the ‘I Love You’ email virus
- I discovered this great new way to click on your own adsense ads and not get caught
- The user name and password to my blog are …
Special thanks to Aaron for allowing me to shamelessly steal this idea from him.

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