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By Michael Gray
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{ 29 comments }

Zak Nicola February 14, 2008 at 7:11 pm: Ok, what are you up to now? What ever it is, that title is hilarious. Did you already forget your post on how to not write a proper title?
Mike Piper February 14, 2008 at 7:22 pm: The url is the best part. I love it.
Jon Kelly February 14, 2008 at 7:27 pm: I love it. I was just thinking how digusting it is that every post title now has to be “magnetic.” Just looking at my Google reader seeing 5 this and 7 that and 11 this (is 10 just dead in the water???) it makes me want to gag (and delete their feed).
Matt McGee February 14, 2008 at 8:02 pm: Freakin hysterical!
Jane February 14, 2008 at 8:05 pm: Bloody. Hilarious.

When I scan Sphinn, I skip right over anything that has a number and “ways to” in the title.
Mark February 14, 2008 at 8:24 pm: C’mon, ‘fess up! What’s all this about? Sounds like a Michael Martinez challenge!
Mark February 14, 2008 at 8:26 pm: One other thing, is the misspelling of StumbleUpon intentional? Cuz you’re already on Google SERPage 1 for that spelling!
Brian Chappell February 14, 2008 at 8:41 pm: Sphinned. This is quality content. I have forwarded this to my team and have submitted to digg for you. Keep up the hard work.
B February 14, 2008 at 9:09 pm: booooooooooo
Rae February 14, 2008 at 9:21 pm: Sugarrae <3 graywolf
Creative February 14, 2008 at 11:52 pm: Well, up till now, I thought this was the longest blog headline ever written. But it looks like you beat it by 18 words. Then again, your headline is stuffed with a list of services as opposed to full run-on sentence.
extreme webmaster February 14, 2008 at 11:53 pm: You seem pissed for quite some time now. Everything OK?
David Bradley February 15, 2008 at 4:31 am: Very clever! I’m going to right a “Top ‘5y+3a-2b/3.14159′ Ways to be Sarcastic about Linkbait titles” post soon…

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Nixies February 15, 2008 at 6:50 am: Well I’m glad, I came to read this post.
Anthony Lawrence February 15, 2008 at 9:42 am: Hmmm.. yesterday I posted “13.2 Reasons I don’t like Social Media” – I *knew* it should have been 27.3 !!
Jim McNelis February 15, 2008 at 10:09 am: Thanks, great article! :p
Darrell Long February 15, 2008 at 12:24 pm: Haha Thats was hilarious
David February 15, 2008 at 12:41 pm: Sign of the times *raised eyebrows*
Lyndon Antcliff February 15, 2008 at 12:57 pm: Done to perfection
Steve February 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm: Was worth the time to read
youfoundjake February 15, 2008 at 3:04 pm: hmm, blogger is mentioned twice in the title, you wouldn’t be keyword stuffing would you?
markus941 February 15, 2008 at 7:26 pm: You forgot 1
SphinnSux February 16, 2008 at 4:12 pm: Can we have rule on Sphinn banning all articles with a title beginning with a number?
I spend most of my time at blackhat sites now even if Im not BHing myself.
They actually have useful, detailed info unlike sphinn articles which mainly
have a copywriters headline (5 reasons why your going to die if you dont read this article)
and 5 paragraphs of mostly obvious stuff that you knew already.

Sphinn articles are generally boring as batshit.
Vladimir February 16, 2008 at 4:56 pm: you lost it? web 2.0 saturation? Close the door and lock up lol
Hobo February 17, 2008 at 11:18 pm: Surprisingly succinct
pilkster February 18, 2008 at 8:38 am: Well it got me over here again. Nice one Michael.
Monty February 18, 2008 at 10:29 pm: Ouch, my RSS reader just got taken over by the l-o-n-g-e-s-t title ever…eye-catching though.
Brandon February 19, 2008 at 11:08 am: I had to move some modules around on my home page thanks to this title.. Nice work!
Zoul February 19, 2008 at 5:07 pm: Oh wow great post lol. Very nice title it sure attracted me here and i must say i’ve learned a bunch from this crazy title, ah and you url says it all lol nice one