Men are Simple

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Men are simple, notice I didn’t say stupid I said simple. It’s in out genes it goes back to the caveman days.

If you wanted a rock moved tell us which one and where to put it.

If you wanted an animal killed to eat for dinner, just tell us which one and we will kill it.

Ask what we are thinking about, and if we want our feelings validated after killing the animal, WE DON’T HAVE DAMMED IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

Like I said, men are simple. A perfect Sunday afternoon is laying on the couch with a cold beer, the top button of our pants opened, and watching a sporting event. It can be any sporting event, like baseball, football, auto racing, heck we’ll even watch synchronized swimming if nothing else is on. Like I said men are simple. If we ask you “… honey do you want flowers delivered to your office for your birthday?” and you say “No that’s ok dear”, we are NEVER in a million years figure out that even though you didn’t want flowers delivered to your office, YOU DID want us to bring them home from the florist for you. Remember men are simple

2 Responses to “Men are Simple”

1. Anonymous Says:
   September 20th, 2004 at 12:17 am

   Man, you should have titled this “Things a Woman Should Know BEFORE She Marries”

2. Allie Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 10:15 pm

   i am a man, and i care about animals…does that not make me a man? this is very complicated to me, i don’t understand deese.