Celebrity Attention
Posted on February 6th, 2007by Michael Gray in Random Thoughts
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Well this is the fourth or fifth time I’ve been compared to someone in the triumverate of celebrity attention headliners, so I’m thinking when the world serves you lemons, the only thing to do is make lemonade …
Celebrity Attention Headliners

Linkbait Attention Headliners

I guess the real question is which one of the bottom
three will be photgrpahed without their underwear first.











February 6th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
What if one of them already HAS?
February 6th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
And dude, you put yourself under Paris? Please. If given the choice of skanky white trash, debutante whore or queen of all drama queens, you go with the damn drama queen… plus, she has a nice rack.
February 6th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Friggin’ circus geeks rock!
February 6th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Sorry, one morething to say… whore.
I’m done now (feel free to splice this into one comment LMAO).
February 6th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Wait, does this mean that Todd has to kiss Madonna on stage? …and who in the SEO world is playing Madonna??? On second thoughts, let’s not even go there
February 7th, 2007 at 10:26 am
I say Todd plays Bobby Brown and Rae plays Whitney Houston and we have ourselves a real life celebrity divorce.
some link bait to bolster my already stellar ranking for “Whitney Houston divorce”
February 9th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Why do I have to be a crack whore? Just because affiliate marketing has been compared to crack and I pimp out the wolf whore does not make me whitney houston. I say you make me The Godmother and pick some SEO guys for my ho train.
Oh, I could be Britney too - dropping my wanna be loser… but I reserve the right to wear underwear.
February 9th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Speaking of Brit reminded me oh fellow celebrity gossip addict - gray, how did that Fed-Ex post work out for you?
February 9th, 2007 at 11:33 am
>how did that Fed-Ex post work out for you
sadly not at all