The following is a guest post by a friend of mine, he’s a screen writer by trade and not an internet marketer. But I have exposed him to enough of the SEO world that it’s made a difference … mg So I was at a Hollywood party tonight. A good buddy of mine is finally [...]
Andrew Stroscher
Writers… they’re like cockroaches. That said, some cockroaches are resistant to poison; they somehow “dodge the shoe”. That cockroach… is Andrew Stroscher (aka Cocles). One in a sea of millions, yet superior in every– single– way.
That’s why Michael Gray hired him. You see, Michael Gray likes to picture himself as a megalomaniacal mastermind, and he knows that besides a great, menacing laugh, you need good people. Andrew Stroscher is a loose cannon (very loose), but he’s on Gray’s payroll. He’s that guy in the corner. You know the one. He works for the cool bad-guy, but he’s not a henchman. He’s… something else. Like Boba Fett. Yes, Andrew Stroscher is Boba Fett. A cockroach Boba Fett, with a great looking ass. Not that Andrew’s ass had anything to do with him being hired by Michael Gray, but a healthy, ample appearance reflects positively on one’s employer. Andrew Stroscher stays in shape by using a recumbent exercise bike while imagining he’s in the movie “Tron”. He also has the chest hair of a U-Boat captain: These qualities are crucial for Andrew Stroscher’s role as Boba Fett to Michael Gray’s Darth Vader.
Yes, Michael Gray is Darth Vader. Andrew Stroscher thinks you should have all seen Michael Gray’s original version of Wolf-Howl.com that used an extremely dark color motif and referred to Michael Gray as a “Dark Wizard”. It was awesome. When Andrew Stroscher isn’t busy embarrassing one of the most generous people he’s ever known, he writes screenplays for money (like a whore) and dabbles in various other endeavors… such as voice acting… and carnivorous plants… and throwing eggs at a drunk guy who was just peeing on a tree in his front yard about 15 minutes ago. Bastard, Andrew Stroscher loves that tree.
If you wish to pay Andrew Stroscher to write, or do something else, feel free to contact him. Or even better, contact Michael Gray, so Michael can pretend he’s Ari Gold from “Entourage” (a lifelong, childhood dream… he even owns the suit).
You can connect with Andrew on his Twitter, or Google+ profile.
Andrew has written 1 article for Graywolf's SEO Blog.
